40+ clients that said “go wild” and then cried.
We're a creative agency or crime scene cleanup. Hard to say.
What we can say is we don’t show up with a first aid kit.
We show up with a body bag, a rebrand, and a plan to resurrect your brand so loud it echoes across your industry.
BLUMM isn’t for the faint of heart, so if you’re looking for something safe, predictable, and “feel-good,” we’re not your people. But if you want to work with an agency your competitors are low-key terrified of, welcome home.
Our marketing is aggressive. It’s blunt. It’s disruptive. We show up uninvited, make a scene, and leave you wondering how you ever lived without us. Forget being everyone’s cup of tea. We’re that shot of tequila that hits too fast, too hard, and makes you wake up wondering what the hell just happened.
Expect noise. Expect sideways glances. Expect to be a little afraid of what we come up with.
But if you’ve got the guts to start causing actual mayhem in your industry, you’ve found your people.
We’re BLUMM Creative. We make brands get talked about, remembered, and honestly, feared.
If you want the full lore
Christel Diaz (Founder) started BLUMM because the marketing world was making her physically ill. She couldn't stand seeing yet another self-proclaimed “disruptive” brand playing it safe or another ad campaign so dull it could sedate a horse, so someone had to step in.
Now, we spend our days taking businesses that are begging for attention in all the wrong ways and give them a personality people actually care about.
Every project we take on feels like raising a child. We obsess, overanalyze, get way too attached, and sometimes stare at it like, “Damn. We really did that.”
Anyway, enough about us. Let’s talk about you.
