Influencer Marketing
We’re not here to send your product to a random girl who calls her followers “besties” and prays for engagement.
We do influencer marketing like it’s matchmaking for manipulation. Strategic, slightly unethical, and incredibly effective.
We find the creators people actually trust, the ones who could sell them poison if the packaging was cute. And then we hand them your brand. Carefully. Because when it’s the right person, you don’t just get reach, you get obsession.







We connect you
with creators who
actually care
We’re not pairing your brand with influencers so your grid looks aesthetically pleasing. We’re doing it so people lose self-control and buy shit they don’t need.
Whether it’s a micro-influencer with cult leader energy or a viral name who could sell dirt in a jar, we pick them for impact, not vibes. You won’t have to lift a finger. We handle the strategy, the negotiation, the campaigns. You just sit back and watch people line up like it's a Black Friday sale for your product.